Some people say that i'm lying about being
a virgin, cause i use super-jumbo tampons, but i cant help it if i have a heavy flow & a wide set vagina ~random
chik on MeanGirls
"There once was a spider dude,he like ...had a web......spiders
are totally rad...I like spiders I also like donuts"
~ Totally Kyle
*In DEB shopping for thongs*
me~ omg why would someone want to buy a white thong??
abbie~ cuz if you wear white pants then it wont show thru
me~ well wut if you poop your pants??
abbie~ then your screwed
LonelyDarling28: hey i heard
you cried when you broke up with matt last year
secondflute: omg!
secondflute: who....the FUCK....told you THAT?????
LonelyDarling28: someone who will remain anonymous because he
said you'll tie him to a pole & scratch his balls off one by one
secondflute: haha he's SOOOOOO right
secondflute: see i cant say he doesnt have balls cuz he was man
enough to tell you that........he knos ill torture him
* in the movies watching the previews*
vander~ hey look at that movie Flicka
me~ shut up! or ill flickYOU
ashley~ kels having a bad day
Paul~ awwww kelly! problem in the conven?
xP
*Everybody Loves Raymond*
Marie~ close your mouth before you chew
Frank~ close your mouth before you talk
Lucyfan6789: how be your day?
secondflute: my day be shitty
LonelyDarling28: omg i cant believe your going to be a senior
LonelyDarling28:
you look like your going into kindergarden
secondflute: ya im a 5 yr old with boobs
LonelyDarling28: aww i love
your DD
secondflute: I DONT HAVE DD!!!
LonelyDarling28: sure ya do
LonelyDarling28: i saw you running
the other day and they were doing a little dance as you were running
secondflute: lol EW!!!!!
LonelyDarling28:
nice guns and caves by the way
secondflute: lol thnx
LonelyDarling28: nice beater too by the way
secondflute:
thanx again....by boyfriend gaveit 2 me
LonelyDarling28: lmao
secondflute: lol
LonelyDarling28: did
he get you your thongs too
secondflute: lol oh yeah........i guess he loves me xP
LonelyDarling28: lmao
LonelyDarling28:
omg i love you, you thong wearing....CBA ass kicking...volleyball playing...awesome car-owning...weightlifting...artsy-fartsy....sarcastic,caring,sober,shoe-aholic,sexy,virgin-whore
secondflute:
OMG...LMFAO
secondflute: yeah u basically just summed up my life right there
LonelyDarling28: oh i forgot to
put the DD's in there
secondflute: THEY'RE NOT DD'S!!!! STOP TALKING BOUT MY BOOBS!!!!
LonelyDarling28: i love
your boobs
secondflute: omg u gay lesbian
LonelyDarling28: lmfao
me~ im taking advanced art this year
paul~ you're in advanced art?
me~honey, im in advanced everything
*winks*
secondflute: i gatta take my
mom 2 get ice cream
Lucyfan6789: in your car??
secondflute: no on my magic carpet
Lucyfan6789:
hahaha
abbie: LMAO
secondflute: lol
secondflute: she so
set me up for that
abbie: she did
abbie: and it was soooooooo funny
more to come
